Blog Post #2 hehehehahaha

1. I don't know what kind of world this would be if people practiced actual witchcraft, but I believe that if someone actually could use real magic they would be much more famous than Einstein. All that character did was create some theories and make some smart discoveries, but to be able to transport a freaking rabbit through space and time and into your hand through a hat is just nutty beyond belief.

5. If some nutty bull with a crescent wrench were attacking my soul mate every three years I would put into motion a devious plan to catch and burn this assailant. I would have my woman sit on a chair in the middle of an open clearing in the forbidden forest (jk just a regular forest) and I would be chilling in some tree with a crossbow. When that freak tries to chop at my woman's neck I'll just snipe him with my crossbow with my skills I learned from Robin Hood.

7. I would most definitely put the capture of the Sasquatch above all other stories. I would be very interested in finding out what it feels like to take an arrow in the thigh, and then be put in captivity with a bunch of nutty giraffes having neck fights. The Sasquatch is the closest to human out of all mythical creatures on this planet, and therefore would be the most interesting to study in captivity.

12. I would not be paying some wizard/witch/conjurer/agentofthedarkarts any amount of money, I would be calling the autorities to have him put in prison for giving people false hope and increased sexuality. This crazy wizard character should be locked up. Just think for a moment what would happen if he made you extremely sexy and people were constantly jumping in your bed while you were trying to get a good nights sleep? It would eventually get very annoying.

16. First of all there is no such thing as the CFL. Canadians do that nutty sport called curling where they sweep the ice and help a rock or something slide along (nutty). If I was obviously happy then it may be for some other reason than because I am watching TV, but to keep this blog post school appropriate I will not be writing any further.

19. I will tell my friend that I was under the belief that I was waling through Narnia while talking to a flying walrus, and had come across a portion of roadway that was covered with the bodies of slain wizards. I was reaching up to grab hold of the walrus's slippery fin so he could fly me across the slaughter ground, and got about halfway before I lost grip and fell into the body pile. I waded my way through the corpses and was almost out but when I made it to the end I tripped over a corpse that happened to be my friends, and the sudden jolt woke him and myself up from our dream that we were both in Narnia.

20. I would want to see the documentary of bootlegged videos of my life since I would want to know what kind of nutty freak would be videotaping me in my private times. This Sandusky-like character probably has some sort of obsession with watching young males disrobe or conduct other daily activities along with stalking me in public videotaping my activities.